but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines
LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE
This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.
Downtown Amsterdam at dusk, Amsterdam, The Netherlands. November 2013
who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti
Ooh, shiny! Check out the ARCs for V. E. Schwab’s A Darker Shade of Magic.
Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.
Hazel’s Eulogy requested by leakatniss
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
omg these are so sassy its amazing